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| Dr Baghead 3330th Post
 
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|  "Re(1):Do it with Mario!" , posted Sun 9 Jan 08:08
Speaking of Mario, has anyone here run into the "real creator" of Mario while on-line? A loony by the name "Arden Lawerence" (aka apahcearrow) claims he invented Mario, Peach, Luigi, Donkey Kong, "Ditty" Kong, Kirby, and probably others...
A fun read can be found here in which he tries to persade the folks at the Urban Legend Reference Page's forum he's for real despite having no evidence and nothing but circular logic to back his claim:
http://www.snopes.com/message/ultimatebb.php?/ubb/get_topic/f/12/t/000796/p/1.html
If you're into the Weekend Web/Awful Link of the Day over at Something Awful Mr.Lawerence's arguements/writing style/logic will not disappoint.
Anyway, on topic:
Let's see well he's already got a Tennis and Golf game maybe he could use some more popular sports games:
-Mario Baseball
-Mario Football
-Mario American Football
-Mario Bowling
-Mario Pro Skater
-Mario Syncronized Swiming
-Mario Snowboarding
-Mario Extreme Beach Volleyball
-Mario Bocci Ball
-Mario 100 meter Dash
-Mario Shotput
-Mario's Punch Out
Well if there's going to be a "DDR With Mario" maybe Konami could put Mario into some of it's other popular games as well!
-Mario Gear Solid
-Castlevania with Mario
-Super Contra Brothers
-Teenage Mario Ninja Turtles
Or perphase maybe some more Rythem games would good!
-Mario the Rapper, and it's 'sequel' UmJammer Yoshi
-Space Channel Mario (cuz we all want to see Mario in a skin tight orange mini-skirt)
-Make a complete ass of yourself in front of the TV... with Mario!! (EyeToy required)
Some of Mario's most popular games have involved him being something other then a plumber, like a Doctor, Toy Store Owner, and Carpenter/Professional Monkey owner. Maybe Mario could be in some new games with new professions:
-Cab Driver Mario
-Firefighter Mario
-Historian Mario (oh wait... they already made that)
-Insurrance Fraud Mario getting Workers Comp without a real Injury (it'd be like a Stealth game!)
-Dentist Mario
-Defense Attorney Mario
-Mariotroid (hey, Space Bounty Hunter is a job)
-The Legend of Peach: A Mario to the Past (similarly, medeval elfen adventurer is a job)
Crossovers are big now too!!!
-Mario Vs Capcom (joking aside, Smash Bros. V Power Stone would work REALLY well)
-Marvel Vs Mario
-Mario Vs SNK
-SNK Vs Mario: Chaos
-Mario Vs EA (so Nintendo's timeless characters can fight EA's timeless characters when they're done fighting Marvel's)
-Mario vs Freddy Vs Jason Vs Ash
-Mario Vs Sonic (where in fanboys will finally shut the fuck up after constantly complaining as if Sonic was owed to them in Mario Kart or Smash Brothers. Also here we'd see Mario running around big loops and Sonic slowly jumping and climbing doesn't really work)
yeah it's not funny
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| Red Falcon 5309th Post
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| "Re(2):Do it with Mario!" , posted Sun 9 Jan 08:45
quote:
Speaking of Mario, has anyone here run into the "real creator" of Mario while on-line? A loony by the name "Arden Lawerence" (aka apahcearrow) claims he invented Mario, Peach, Luigi, Donkey Kong, "Ditty" Kong, Kirby, and probably others...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, I'm laughing my ass off. If he's going to lie, he should at least get his history right.. Mario didn't even start out as Mario, he was "Jumpman". The name "Mario" was adopted later off some Nintendo of America exec.
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| sabo10 1075th Post
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| "Re(3):Do it with Mario!" , posted Sun 9 Jan 11:13
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"Re(2):Do it with Mario!" , posted Sat 8 Jan 20:26
Kikkoken sensei ! What should I do ? 
