"Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 00:46
It figures. Shortly after I pick up a Saturn/PS2 pad they announce that a special lavender VDC pad is coming out. Then again, I don't know what I would do with a controller that's the same color as Morrigan's stockings so it may be just as well.
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Juke Joint Jezebel
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"Re(1):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 01:56
quote:Then again, I don't know what I would do with a controller that's the same color as Morrigan's stockings so it may be just as well.
you'd grind it into your genitals. i know i would
exodus
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"Re(2):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 02:26
quote: you'd grind it into your genitals. i know i would
yeah. I'm thinking of getting one, actually.
Iggy
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"Re(1):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 03:26
The color is fabulous. I have underwears that would match this perfectly. Unfortunately, I only play fighting games with a stick, and I already have an ugly one. My life is a nightmare.
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Juan
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"Re(2):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 03:37
BUT YOU DO THAT WITH EVERYTHING
quote:you'd grind it into your genitals. i know i would
"Re(2):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 03:45
quote: I only play fighting games with a stick, and I already have an ugly one.
my stick is gorgeous.
HAYATO
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"Re(3):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 03:58
quote: my stick is gorgeous.
Mine as well. In fact, I have two of them...
Iggy
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"Re(3):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 04:00
quote:my stick is gorgeous.
Bring it with you, at least I'll have some use for something after we've dumped your body in the river.
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exodus
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"Re(4):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 04:04
quote: Bring it with you, at least I'll have some use for something after we've dumped your body in the river.
hmm, I imagine my girlfriend would keep hold if it, were my body to expire.
Iggy
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"Re(5):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 04:21
quote:hmm, I imagine my girlfriend would keep hold if it, were my body to expire.
"We have your boyfriend ! give us the stick, and we'll give you the body ! it's still warm !"
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exodus
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"Re(6):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 04:41
quote: "We have your boyfriend ! give us the stick, and we'll give you the body ! it's still warm !"
haha, she'd likely consider the stick to be all she requires.
Spoon
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"Re(7):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 04:45
quote: "We have your boyfriend ! give us the stick, and we'll give you the body ! it's still warm !"
haha, she'd likely consider the stick to be all she requires.
This is why you need to make casts of it which are then bronzed, in order to preserve such treasures for future generations and loved ones.
exodus
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"Re(8):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 04:51
quote: This is why you need to make casts of it which are then bronzed, in order to preserve such treasures for future generations and loved ones.
I could get hori to manufacture a line of them.
Spoon
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"Re(9):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 05:00
quote: This is why you need to make casts of it which are then bronzed, in order to preserve such treasures for future generations and loved ones.
I could get hori to manufacture a line of them.
But I won't buy it if it doesn't use Sanwa parts!!!
Damn those american sticks are stiff...
crazymike
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"Re(2):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 05:02
quote:you'd grind it into your genitals. i know i would
If it had force feedback maybe...
Undead Fred
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"Re(9):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 07:25
Heh heh heh... it's funny how quickly a thread about a collectible controller turned into a thread about corpse penises.
exodus
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"Re(10):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 07:27
quote: Heh heh heh... it's funny how quickly a thread about a collectible controller turned into a thread about corpse penises.
collectible corpse penises though! still relevant!
Undead Fred
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"Re(2):Re(10):Darkstalker Controller" , posted Thu 5 May 07:28
quote: collectible corpse penises though! still relevant!
Yes, because you can write "Darkstalkers" on them with a Sharpie when they turn purple. Heh heh heh.
Mosquiton
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"'special' stick" , posted Fri 6 May 00:36:
quote: This is why you need to make casts of it which are then bronzed, in order to preserve such treasures for future generations and loved ones.
I could get hori to manufacture a line of them.
The NGPC Fighting Stick Mini?
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[this message was edited by Mosquiton on Fri 6 May 00:36]