"In an attempt to control the spread of romance, police and sheriff's departments across the country have blockaded intimate bed and breakfasts, ivy-covered inns, and five-star restaurants."
Stay away from Vermont for a few days... not for their five-star restaurants but for their deadly Bed and Breakfasts.
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kofoguz
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Copper Customer
"Re(1):ROMANCE IN AMERICA!?" , posted Thu 9 Feb 03:44
quote: EPA warns of Dangerous Levels of Romance In Air....
"In an attempt to control the spread of romance, police and sheriff's departments across the country have blockaded intimate bed and breakfasts, ivy-covered inns, and five-star restaurants."
Stay away from Vermont for a few days... not for their five-star restaurants but for their deadly Bed and Breakfasts.
Oh my god. I was reading it seriously until see that picture about LA police and romance waste.
Variable Savior
338th Post
Bronze Customer
"Re(2):ROMANCE IN AMERICA!?" , posted Thu 9 Feb 12:50
I have new neighbors whose heads I'd like to bash with a pipe soooooo no worries about romance contamination here.
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Shooo-rook 57th Post
Occasional Customer
"Re(3):ROMANCE IN AMERICA!?" , posted Thu 9 Feb 13:14
quote: I have new neighbors whose heads I'd like to bash with a pipe soooooo no worries about romance contamination here.
WHY Bash them when you can love them.... TIS NOT ME TALKIN' GET THE ROMANCE OUTTA ME...
I love you Variable Savior....
AHHHHHHHHHHH virus
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KTallguy
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"Re(4):ROMANCE IN AMERICA!?" , posted Thu 9 Feb 14:51
I wonder if it was because of THIS!
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Krzyzewski Man
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Red Carpet Premium Member+
"Re(5):ROMANCE IN AMERICA!?" , posted Thu 9 Feb 16:53
It's fallout from Hard Gay's crotch thrusting.
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Pollyanna
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"Re(3):ROMANCE IN AMERICA!?" , posted Thu 9 Feb 18:35
quote: I have new neighbors whose heads I'd like to bash with a pipe soooooo no worries about romance contamination here.
I know how you feel. My old neighbors made me move. They were always screaming obscenities and death threats. There were like...14 of them. They pounded on the floor for no apparent reason, there was ALWAYS at least two of them up making noise, they sat on my car and played dice and their stinky cigarettes and burnt food wafted into my apartment.
Of course, the apartment complex sucked ass too...but the place I live now is nice at least.
Shooo-rook 60th Post
Occasional Customer
"Re(5):ROMANCE IN AMERICA!?" , posted Sat 11 Feb 03:00
"Dolphins not so smart on dry land" , posted Thu 16 Feb 17:08
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45360
Haha, dumbasses! They thunk they're sooooo smart but know we know the truth!
Blanka and Dan make for a most excellent tag image (yeah still not funny)
Shooo-rook 75th Post
Occasional Customer
"Re(1):Dolphins not so smart on dry land" , posted Sat 18 Feb 07:13
quote: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45360
Haha, dumbasses! They thunk they're sooooo smart but know we know the truth!
"A dolphin performs poorly in a University of Florida land-based locomotion test." Thats not in University of Florida... I have been to Gainesville. That's like California... They just moved the study confidentially, because the smarter dolphins are in the pacific ocean
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Evenor
306th Post
Bronze Customer
"Dolphins are true G's" , posted Sat 18 Feb 07:33:
They are total thugs.
Edit: Oh crap! Wrong site! That used to be a different site but I guess it's down! I was at work so I didn't check it and assumed it was correct...sorry!
The original site wasn't really NSFW as it's just text though.
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[this message was edited by KTallguy on Sat 18 Feb 19:44]
Shooo-rook 77th Post
Occasional Customer
"Re(2):Dolphins are true G's" , posted Sat 18 Feb 15:14:
"ROMANCE IN AMERICA!?" , posted Thu 9 Feb 02:10
make lemon-AIDS!
