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Rid

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"How to sell a shooter?" , posted Tue 23 May 22:40

http://www.cave.co.jp/gameonline/pinksweets/movie/index.html

Hee hee, top stream (for dload on my site). I wonder if this actually helps to sell games.

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exodus

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"Re(1):How to sell a shooter?" , posted Wed 24 May 01:04

quote:
http://www.cave.co.jp/gameonline/pinksweets/movie/index.html

Hee hee, top stream (for dload on my site). I wonder if this actually helps to sell games.

oh my god - that halfway point - brilliant! so horrible and bad! I love it. Cave is my new master all over again.

Bata kun

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"Re(2):How to sell a shooter?" , posted Wed 24 May 07:10:

quote:
http://www.cave.co.jp/gameonline/pinksweets/movie/index.html

Hee hee, top stream (for dload on my site). I wonder if this actually helps to sell games.

oh my god - that halfway point - brilliant! so horrible and bad! I love it. Cave is my new master all over again.

Ha ha ha!

To respond to Rid's point, well, that sort of thing sells. I mean, "Dead or Alive" has that sex appeal and it's selling like those Mochi ice cream puffs on a summer day. Nya ha ha.

[this message was edited by Bata kun on Wed 24 May 12:19]

Variable Savior

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"Re(3):How to sell a shooter?" , posted Wed 24 May 12:16:

..... WTF?

Japan is like getting kicked in the nuts while eating the most delicious cake imaginable. It leaves you both wanting more and cowering in the corner....

Blood marks heaven's path

[this message was edited by Variable Savior on Wed 24 May 12:16]

Bata kun

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"Re(4):How to sell a shooter?" , posted Wed 24 May 12:21

quote:
..... WTF?

Japan is like getting kicked in the nuts while eating the most delicious cake imaginable. It leaves you both wanting more and cowering in the corner....

XD

How true. Oh great. Now, I want to eat a cake. Oh. I finished some recently. =P

Spoon

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"Re(2):How to sell a shooter?" , posted Wed 24 May 13:45

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oh my god - that halfway point - brilliant! so horrible and bad! I love it. Cave is my new master all over again.

You got my hopes all up.
I was anticipating something astonishingly awful, and what I got was something that was merely bad. The fact that I can already stop thinking about it means that it wasn't nearly horrible enough.

kofoguz

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"Re(1):How to shoot a seller?" , posted Wed 24 May 14:11

Don't care what you will say but everytime I saw this thread I saw that. For a brief moment I thought it was a hatred for his local seller.
Dont mind me go on.

Arngrim
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"The pink sweets that Cave offers" , posted Wed 24 May 22:36

I'm amazed.

No, really.

I can't believe they did it.

For a moment, I though I was watching softcore porn (the one with blonde streaked hair is really hot), and then halfway through, the villain (Big Burn?) suddenly appears to kiss your hard-on goodbye and, supossedly, to show how badass he is.

I think that, in an all-cute-women characters shooter, this one is a misfit. In this video he is, at least.

Death!!! But in this place... there is no happiness.

exodus

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"Re(3):How to sell a shooter?" , posted Thu 25 May 01:21

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I was anticipating something astonishingly awful,

ah well. I don't think anyone in the games industry is really capable of that anyway.

those girls were ugly though, and that made it all the more awesome.

sabo10

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"Re(1):The pink sweets that Cave offers" , posted Thu 25 May 08:38

hahah I love Big Burn.

the game has about 30 cutey girl characters and this one 9 foot tall vaguely german looking guy.

Bata kun

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"Re(2):The pink sweets that Cave offers" , posted Thu 1 Jun 00:16

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those girls were ugly though, and that made it all the more awesome.

Meh. They weren't that bad.

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hahah I love Big Burn.

the game has about 30 cutey girl characters and this one 9 foot tall vaguely german looking guy.

I bet pretty much every girl will say "Big Burn is my pimp"! Ha ha ha!

exodus

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"Re(3):The pink sweets that Cave offers" , posted Sat 3 Jun 01:58

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Meh. They weren't that bad.

I'd stay away from them, myself. Just because girls touch each other doesn't mean they're hot!

Bata kun

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"Re(4):The pink sweets that Cave offers" , posted Sat 3 Jun 02:09

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I'd stay away from them, myself. Just because girls touch each other doesn't mean they're hot!

Ah, true. Seeing two threes and a four touch each other isn't a good sight to see. XP