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catalyst 175th Post
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"Uwe Boll vs Richard "Low Tax" Kyanka" , posted Tue 26 Sep 00:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1ajzcGsLaA
Well apparently Uwe Boll went up against this fellow. Supposedly Uwe Boll wasn't being serious though his punches surely lie! Anyone know who Richard Kyanka is anyways? I wonder if the fellow on the receiving end either got hurt or not. Enjoy!
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Iggy
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"Re(1):Uwe Boll vs Richard" , posted Tue 26 Sep 00:28
Kyanka ? The Something Awful guy ?
+ infinite awesomeness.
catalyst 176th Post
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"Re(2):Uwe Boll vs Richard" , posted Tue 26 Sep 01:06
Huh, I see. I never heard of him till now. Well Atleast he has the dignity to say I slugged or attempted to slug Uwe Boll.
"You and Wilson have my skills Mr Hayden. In return I received a taste for Radiohead and an encyclopediac knowledge of pornographic knock-knock jokes. Yes I'd like to switch back if possible" - Black Swan
war 221th Post
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"Re(1):Uwe Boll vs Richard" , posted Tue 26 Sep 01:41
Kyanka is the owner/site admin of Something Awful.
God, I wish the thread on 4chan's /b/ (the forced anonymous board) was still up. The thread hit the autosage post counter around 20 minutes after it was first posted and was pruned 15 minutes later. Some amazing hate, drama, and spammage of BOLL IS GOD, /b/ is for Boll, UN going to keep letting Germans beat on Jews, etc.
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Richard_Kyanka&action=history Wouldn't be internet drama without some repeat wiki vandalism.
http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=ihx8f8sKVh0&fromurl=/watch%3Fv%3Dihx8f8sKVh0 The video catalyst posted the link to is much better then this one, but there are many humorous comments both defending and attacking Lowtax's performance here. Some favorites: "Faggot Boll taking things seriously =(." "lol lowtax beaten to bits by a man nearly twice his age." "if only Boll made films as good as he boxed. then they'd at least be mediocre."
I went out and bought all dvd's of all Boll's video game based films after watching the match!
"Re(1):Other Fights" , posted Tue 26 Sep 23:39
Oh man, this happened in my home town and I missed out. TT
I have mad respect for Uwe Boll now. He tricked all his detractors into getting in the ring with him and then he beat thit shit out of them. Too funny.
kofoguz
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"Re(2):Other Fights" , posted Wed 27 Sep 03:27
quote: Oh man, this happened in my home town and I missed out. TT
I have mad respect for Uwe Boll now. He tricked all his detractors into getting in the ring with him and then he beat thit shit out of them. Too funny.
Totally off topic but is this a magically revived old thread or theres something such as thread dejavu.
emagius 0th Post
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"Re(3):Other Fights" , posted Wed 27 Sep 08:26
quote: Totally off topic but is this a magically revived old thread or theres something such as thread dejavu.
As noted earlier in the thread, this isn't Boll's first battle in the ring with one of his detractors.
I'm a little suprised the SA guy actually went through with this. My question is: Did he think he could out-box Boll or did he just not care?
thaumaturge 9th Post
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"Re(4):Other Fights" , posted Wed 27 Sep 08:54
quote: Totally off topic but is this a magically revived old thread or theres something such as thread dejavu.
As noted earlier in the thread, this isn't Boll's first battle in the ring with one of his detractors.
I'm a little suprised the SA guy actually went through with this. My question is: Did he think he could out-box Boll or did he just not care?
Aparently Uwe Boll told all the people he was fighting that it was just a publicity stunt and no one would get hurt. ^_^
Olivier Hague 79th Post
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"Re(5):Other Fights" , posted Wed 27 Sep 21:47
quote:Aparently Uwe Boll told all the people he was fighting that it was just a publicity stunt and no one would get hurt. ^_^
And then he "changed his mind" without telling them. Mad respect indeed.
"Uwe Boll vs Richard "Low Tax" Kyanka" , posted Tue 26 Sep 00:05
Mr Hayden. In return
