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Zepy

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"THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 00:29

Are you still around? The mails have not been responded for a while-

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HAYATO

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"Re(1):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 00:38

quote:
Are you still around? The mails have not been responded for a while-

I bet he denied us long ago. We already are far beyond redemption...

Time Mage

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"Re(1):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 00:52

quote:
Are you still around? The mails have not been responded for a while-

Please start using the cryptic messages again. I miss those, really.

VIEWTIFUL!

Bata kun

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"Re(1):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 01:55

quote:
Are you still around? The mails have not been responded for a while-

I think we must sacrifice something to make him respond again.

ふもっふ！

Maou

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"Re(2):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 03:32

quote:
I think we must sacrifice something to make him respond again.

Hmm, I think we already did that with Hazzan and SNK. Any volunteers?

人間はいつも私を驚かせてくれる。不思議なものだな、人間という存在は．．．

Kikkoken

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"Re(2):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 03:40

quote:
Are you still around? The mails have not been responded for a while-

I think we must sacrifice something to make him respond again.

Didn't you know? Every male MMC member has to donate a testicle before The Professor returns.

exodus

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"Re(3):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 03:52

quote:

Didn't you know? Every male MMC member has to donate a testicle before The Professor returns.

but then I'll only have two!

Nate

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"Re(3):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 07:24

quote:
Are you still around? The mails have not been responded for a while-

I think we must sacrifice something to make him respond again.

Didn't you know? Every male MMC member has to donate a testicle before The Professor returns.

You didn't say my OWN testicle, so I'm going to donate both of SNKNeoShingoblahblahblah's. He doesn't really need to reproduce.

ワンダフル! ビューティフル! エキサイティング!

Juan

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"Re(1):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 07:30

This is now a Happy Feet thread.

Shooo-rook

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"Re(2):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 13:31

quote:
This is now a Happy Feet thread.

... Disney paying you?

Are you slave to the blade?

Undead Fred

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"Re(3):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 13:43

quote:
This is now a Happy Feet thread.

... Disney paying you?

[ X ] [ X ] [ X ]

Warner Bros.! Thank you for playing.

catalyst
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"Re(3):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 13:48

quote:

Didn't you know? Every male MMC member has to donate a testicle before The Professor returns.

So that's what that tingly feeling was, and I thought it was the cold front when I was asleep...I want it back now!

Arngrim
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"Re(3):THE Professor" , posted Wed 22 Nov 23:49

quote:
Are you still around? The mails have not been responded for a while-

I think we must sacrifice something to make him respond again.

Didn't you know? Every male MMC member has to donate a testicle before The Professor returns.

I'd donate my Nesticle at the most.

Fine NES emulator, btw.

Now, go on with the ritual to summon The Professor.

But I still want to quench your thirst.
Because I am the one that put you into the desert.

Maese Spt

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"Re(4):THE Professor" , posted Thu 23 Nov 14:35

Well, besides our beloved SNKfdfgs2006, I do know another guy around here who doesn't need his testicles at all, so I may dare to offer another two new, shiny "mystic balls" to the cause! Wait, but then it woudn't be exactly a sacifice, right?

Hmmm, at this rate I'l have to offer my epiglottis...

マツケンサンバ!!!!

HAYATO

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"Re(5):THE Professor" , posted Thu 23 Nov 17:40

quote:
Well, besides our beloved SNKfdfgs2006, I do know another guy around here who doesn't need his testicles at all, so I may dare to offer another two new, shiny "mystic balls" to the cause! Wait, but then it woudn't be exactly a sacifice, right?

Hmmm, at this rate I'l have to offer my epiglottis...

I'd also offer my "Twin Dragon Orbs", but unfortunately there is no man-made weapon powerful enough to severe/dettach them from the lower part of my body. Yep, such is their hardness.

Iggy

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"Re(6):THE Professor" , posted Thu 23 Nov 17:54

Now I understand where all the ambiguity about Pollyanna's gender comes from.

Zepy

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"Re(7):THE Professor" , posted Thu 23 Nov 20:33

We obviously don't have enough testicles yet, the man has not arrived

Kilvear
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"Re(8):THE Professor" , posted Thu 23 Nov 21:21

quote:
We obviously don't have enough testicles yet, the man has not arrived

Maybe he needs another round of offering. Abeit this time something better.

Updating signature

Maese Spt

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"Re(9):THE Professor" , posted Thu 23 Nov 21:32

quote:
We obviously don't have enough testicles yet, the man has not arrived

Maybe he needs another round of offering. Abeit this time something better.

loli gonads, maybe?

マツケンサンバ!!!!

jUAN

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"Re(3):THE Professor" , posted Fri 24 Nov 00:50

Thelma Gould 7:47 am + Order Successful
Malinda Stice 6:07 am + Re: incommunicabl
Henry Wed, 11:58 pm + Get medications for your cure!
tipped 5:44 am + Tarrant brings
Richard 5:42 am + Men's Health Pharmacy we recommend: Christmas disc...
Reginald 5:25 am + Men's Health Pharmacy at your service: Christmas d...
Alexander 6:02 am + Men's Health Pharmacy at your service: Christmas d...
Eugenia Witt 5:59 am My Friend, You are in Trouble

quote:

hurrrrrr... Disney paying you?

HAYATO

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"Re(4):THE Professor" , posted Fri 24 Nov 02:04

quote:
Thelma Gould 7:47 am + Order Successful
Malinda Stice 6:07 am + Re: incommunicabl
Henry Wed, 11:58 pm + Get medications for your cure!
tipped 5:44 am + Tarrant brings
Richard 5:42 am + Men's Health Pharmacy we recommend: Christmas disc...
Reginald 5:25 am + Men's Health Pharmacy at your service: Christmas d...
Alexander 6:02 am + Men's Health Pharmacy at your service: Christmas d...
Eugenia Witt 5:59 am My Friend, You are in Trouble

'Nuff said...

EddyT

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"Re(8):THE Professor" , posted Sat 25 Nov 03:54:

quote:
We obviously don't have enough testicles yet, the man has not arrived

Well, when are we going to have THE TESTICLES to bring out the Madman?

I think they have those fake testicles that you can buy for neutered dogs. Here you go. WEBSITE

He won't know the difference.

PS: It's like... $100 to $900 for a set. I think we should start a fund. I want my MadmanTV.

[this message was edited by EddyT on Sat 25 Nov 04:01]

Professor

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"Re(9):THE Professor" , posted Mon 27 Nov 02:52

GAAGHH I'm alive!! Barely though!
Year's end is always a chaos... I want... sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppp

Iggy

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"Re(10):THE Professor" , posted Mon 27 Nov 06:33

quote:
I want... sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppp

You'll get a dozen of fresh testicles instead.

It's the next best thing !

Shooo-rook

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"Re(2):Re(10):THE Professor" , posted Mon 27 Nov 11:39

quote:
I want... sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppp

You'll get a dozen of fresh testicles instead.

It's the next best thing !

Testicles have high amounts of Tryptophan... Very good!

Are you slave to the blade?

Undead Fred

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"Re(2):Re(10):THE Professor" , posted Mon 27 Nov 12:49

quote:
You'll get a dozen of fresh testicles instead.

It's the next best thing !

Well, at this point, I don't think they're fresh anymore... they've been sitting in the fridge until the Professor came back.

Zepy

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"Re(3):Re(10):THE Professor" , posted Tue 28 Nov 10:01

You live!
I was starting to worry for a while if the health problems have gotten you

Professor

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"Re(4):Re(10):THE Professor" , posted Mon 4 Dec 00:27

quote:
You live!
I was starting to worry for a while if the health problems have gotten you

NoIdonothaveHemorrhoidsflaringupagain.

Bata kun

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"Re(5):Re(10):THE Professor" , posted Mon 4 Dec 02:13

Oh wow. You're alive still. We all could use more sleep, especially me.

ふもっふ！

Zepy

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"Re(5):Re(10):THE Professor" , posted Mon 4 Dec 02:31

You have to check the mails!

I will be joining the 71st death squad missions this month. The 323rd company better have something available

Professor

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"Re(6):Re(10):THE Professor" , posted Tue 12 Dec 18:04:

Zepy, you've got my reply? Wanted to make sure since the year's end is right around the corner. No need to reply to it, just make sure to jot down the #.

[this message was edited by Professor on Wed 13 Dec 03:02]

Zepy

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"Re(7):Re(10):THE Professor" , posted Wed 13 Dec 22:26

Bata kun

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"教授!" , posted Sat 16 Dec 12:04

Oh, wow. You can actually place in kanji and kana in the message title also. Hee hee!

Ahem! Professor, I sent you an e-mail. Hope you're able to reply back.

ふもっふ！

Tashoku Kisune

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"Re(1):教授!" , posted Sun 17 Dec 06:25

quote:
Oh, wow. You can actually place in kanji and kana in the message title also. Hee hee!

Ahem! Professor, I sent you an e-mail. Hope you're able to reply back.

I hope he's not DEAD or something... or worse.. lost interest. ;_; I'd be so heart broken. COME BACK PROFESSOR-SAMA! ;_;

kofoguz

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"Re(2):教授!" , posted Mon 18 Dec 01:06:

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I hope he's not DEAD or something... or worse.. lost interest. ;_; I'd be so heart broken. COME BACK PROFESSOR-SAMA! ;_;

Actually he did come back. Lots of member donated him dozens of fresh testicles to make him come back. Look above posts.

[this message was edited by kofoguz on Mon 18 Dec 01:08]

Bata kun

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"Re(3):教授!" , posted Mon 18 Dec 23:36

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I hope he's not DEAD or something... or worse.. lost interest. ;_; I'd be so heart broken. COME BACK PROFESSOR-SAMA! ;_;

Actually he did come back. Lots of member donated him dozens of fresh testicles to make him come back. Look above posts.

Yeah, we donated testicles to make him come back. That and a couple of members. Ha ha ha!

ふもっふ！

Tashoku Kisune

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"Re(4):教授!" , posted Tue 19 Dec 03:47

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I hope he's not DEAD or something... or worse.. lost interest. ;_; I'd be so heart broken. COME BACK PROFESSOR-SAMA! ;_;

Actually he did come back. Lots of member donated him dozens of fresh testicles to make him come back. Look above posts.

Yeah, we donated testicles to make him come back. That and a couple of members. Ha ha ha!

Oh... hrmmm.... I have no testicles to give. XD Guess I got outta THAT one rather nicely. :D

Bata kun

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"Re(5):教授!" , posted Wed 20 Dec 00:16

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Oh... hrmmm.... I have no testicles to give. XD Guess I got outta THAT one rather nicely. :D

Yeah, you did thankfully.

ふもっふ！

Professor

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"Re(1):教授!" , posted Wed 20 Dec 02:01:

I'm aliiiiive! Well actually, I'm pulverized. Instant coffee, anyone?

Baka-kun, I can't find your mail! What's the subject title and when did you send it?
[edit] Oh I see it now... its subject title pretty much asked to get filtered as spam, lol.

[this message was edited by Professor on Wed 20 Dec 02:05]

Bata kun

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"Re(2):教授!" , posted Wed 20 Dec 12:45

quote:
I'm aliiiiive! Well actually, I'm pulverized. Instant coffee, anyone?

Baka-kun, I can't find your mail! What's the subject title and when did you send it?
[edit] Oh I see it now... its subject title pretty much asked to get filtered as spam, lol.

Oh. Yeah, uh, I guess I better shorten it next time. Ha ha ha!

ふもっふ！

RSJ

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