Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
quote: AFTER DEFEATING ENDLESS WAVES OF ADVERSARIES I CAME FACE TO FACE TO THE CREATURE THAT CAUSED ALL MY PROBLEMS BEFORE I WAS EVEN BORN. THAT DIABOLICAL DUCK. HE STOOD ON HIS THRONE OF SKULLS WITH THE GRIN THE SIZE OR TEXAS AND EYES SO DEEP AND EVIL IT MADE THE WIKIPEDIA DATABASE SEEM LIKE A BAG OF POTATO CHIPS THAT CONTAINS MOSTLY AIR. AFTER STARING AT HIM FROM WHAT SEEMED TWENTY DRAWN-OUT EPISODES OF CANDY CANDY I RUSHED AT HIM AS FAST AS MY SKELETAL LEGS WOULD RUN. ADRENALINE RUSHED THROUGH MY VEINS LIKE A BUST OF FLAVORS AND RED BULL. AS I WAS ABOUT TO SUBDUE THAT ILL-MINDED DUCK HE GRABBED FIVE SKULLS FROM HIS THRONE AND STARTED JUGGLING THEM WITH INCREDIBLE SPEED. SEEING THIS SPECTACLE BROUGHT MY ACTIONS TO A COMPLETE STOP AND MADE MY HEAD EXPLODE. THE WALLS WERE SPLATTERED WITH MARSHMALLOWS AND COOKIE DOUGH WHAT THE F
Red Carpet Regular Member++
quote: AFTER DEFEATING ENDLESS WAVES OF ADVERSARIES I CAME FACE TO FACE TO THE CREATURE THAT CAUSED ALL MY PROBLEMS BEFORE I WAS EVEN BORN. THAT DIABOLICAL DUCK. HE STOOD ON HIS THRONE OF SKULLS WITH THE GRIN THE SIZE OR TEXAS AND EYES SO DEEP AND EVIL IT MADE THE WIKIPEDIA DATABASE SEEM LIKE A BAG OF POTATO CHIPS THAT CONTAINS MOSTLY AIR. AFTER STARING AT HIM FROM WHAT SEEMED TWENTY DRAWN-OUT EPISODES OF CANDY CANDY I RUSHED AT HIM AS FAST AS MY SKELETAL LEGS WOULD RUN. ADRENALINE RUSHED THROUGH MY VEINS LIKE A BUST OF FLAVORS AND RED BULL. AS I WAS ABOUT TO SUBDUE THAT ILL-MINDED DUCK HE GRABBED FIVE SKULLS FROM HIS THRONE AND STARTED JUGGLING THEM WITH INCREDIBLE SPEED. SEEING THIS SPECTACLE BROUGHT MY ACTIONS TO A COMPLETE STOP AND MADE MY HEAD EXPLODE. THE WALLS WERE SPLATTERED WITH MARSHMALLOWS AND COOKIE DOUGH WHAT THE F its a goose
[this message was edited by jUAN on Sat 24 Mar 06:59]
quote: THAT FIEND IS NO GOOSE IT IS A DUCK. I SHOULD KNOW AS I HAVE FOUGHT THAT FIEND AS HE QUACKED WITH EVERY STEP HE TOOK TO DESTROY MY LIFE. ALAS I WILL NEVER COMPLETE MY REVENGE AS I WAS NEVER A HUMAN, BUT JUST A BAG OF COOKIE DOG AND ASSORTED CANDY
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Red Carpet Executive Member
quote: I think someone took one too many drops of acid.
MMCafe Owner
quote: I think someone took one too many drops of acid. SILENCE YOU RASCALLY FOUL KNAVE! YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY UNBEARABLE BURDEN! BE BATHED AND PURIFIED IN MARSHMALLOW FLUFF
"THIS IS A DUCK MADE OF TEARS, BLOOD, AND HELP" , posted Sat 24 Mar 06:38
"Re(1):THIS IS A DUCK MADE OF TEARS, BLOOD, AN" , posted Sat 24 Mar 06:41
"Re(2):THIS IS A DUCK MADE OF TEARS, BLOOD, AN" , posted Sat 24 Mar 06:58:
