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bootation

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"O.T. Who should we go to war with next?" , posted Tue 9 Nov 01:02

Who should the US go to war with next?!? =)
	Mexico (It would be an easy win cuz its alot closer and they have those pesky druglords and quite alot of oil.)
	Iran (some other made-up excuse for that yummy yummy oil. Plus 3 in a row and you win!)
	Germany (Pre-emptive house cleaning take those kraut bastards down a notch again before they start getting all excited like in ww1 and 2.)
	Japan (You know they have underground bases they aren't telling us about where they are building giant mecha gundamn things to "liberate asia" again. )
	Civil War II. (Culturally america is split right down the middle in terms of enviroment, guns religous fundies etc etc etc.)
	Romania (I just hate these thieving traitorous bastards. They just got into the EU and are getting kciked out of countries left and right. We should nuke em from orbit . Only way to be sure.)
	China (Those commies are getting just too powerful what with their gung fu and and their wonderful Dreamcast knock offs and all.)
	Venuezla (Oil and we just plain dont like that troublemaker Hugo.)
	Aliens (Crosses fingers)
	2012 (mass chaos and/or evolving to a higher vibration and mass consciousness.)
	Other

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Digitalboy

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"Re(1):O.T. Who should we go to war with next?" , posted Tue 9 Nov 06:12

The clouds in the sky.

Those assholes are up to no good I tells ya.

I don't know how to live
But I've got alot of toys...

Spoon

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"Re(2):O.T. Who should we go to war with next?" , posted Tue 9 Nov 07:36

quote:
The clouds in the sky.

Those assholes are up to no good I tells ya.

China already does this, though, so USA would lose points for not doing something pioneering. Then again, this might be the common enemy that brings the two nations into an unprecedented harmony.

ZamIAm

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"Re(3):O.T. Who should we go to war with next?" , posted Tue 9 Nov 10:05

Latveria. I heard they're run by a pretty evil dude and we need some good PR.

Digitalboy

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"Re(4):O.T. Who should we go to war with next?" , posted Tue 9 Nov 11:26

Just because the guy always refers himself in the third person does not make him evil.

Just misunderstood.

It does not help that some asshole named "Richards" seems to make this guy's life miserable either.