Oh yum. Now, if only Dominos were the same...
"We wish all the time to be able to provide you hot fresh delivery and to propose to you a joy of eating burger life. Let's enjoy the burger with a smooth fries of our ancestors. You will be sure you will be satisfied. Ninja burger bring happy life, healthy life. Guaranteed, or we commit seppuku.
Ninja Burger was founded in 1999 by the honorable Kenshiro Aette-san and Miyoko Aenomi-san in the traditions of their honorable ancestors. Their solemn mission: to defend the downtrodden, fight for the honor of Ninja Burger, and to deliver hot and fresh food to Ninja Burger's customers. Somewhere along the line it all went horribly wrong."
For the full exeprience of NinjaBurger and some really odd-end goods, check out their official site at [ NinjaBurger.com ]
Special thanks to JusticeKyo for the Lard.
- Henry A. Moriarty
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